Vanity thy name is...whatever his name is.
-The Community
I am a very ugly man. I'm not saying this cause I'm fishing for compliments or I'm insecure or to incite any reaction from my mother who I'm sure is reading this and getting ready to console me, perhaps tell me that I'm not that ugly. I should add one caveat though, I am an ugly man underneath my facial hair. You see, I was always a clean shaven individual. It came in part due to my hair being blonde. Growing facial hair was always a damn paradox because it would always come out clear like a polar bears.
this is, of course, until I decided, for the hell of it, to do the Movember mustache thing. At the end of the month I had this phenomenon of a mustache that I couldn't help but love. I either had the advice or thought it up myself to grow out the hair on my chin and the soulpatch to match it and all of the sudden I've got myself a serviceable goatee in time for Christmas.
So this new year has been quite a new year for me due to my new look. I'm an iPod guy, so I stick to the shadows at times and having this new face is pretty awesome for that. People are a lot less likely to know it's me when they notice me. But now all of the sudden I'm not the ugly guy anymore. Now I'm this handsome dude and it's a weird experience. I relate it to the famous SNL skit where Eddie Murphy paints his skin white and all of a sudden everybody's really nice to him. Girls are a lot nicer to me these days, it's weird.
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