I Dream of Hitler

Last night I had the strangest dream I've ever dreamed before, I dreamed that all the world agreed to put an end to war - Johnny Cash (but originally Ed McCurdy)
You're young, you're healthy and let's face it you're white, which is a big advantage these days - Tony Soprano
Tomorrow People...that's what I call mixed race babies - Shameless

I don't dream that much, or I don't remember my dreams much, I've never been clear on how that works. Whatever the case, when I do dream I'm always wanting to publish them, speak them, put them out there. I have my series regulars like where I fly through a series of video-game style double-jumps and of course the naked in school ones although not so much anymore, although I did have a recent detour to share on that but we'll save it for later maybe.

So where was I? Oh yes! My Dream, which is so much better than all your dreams and thus deserves Capitalization!

---Quick Thought!!!---A dog person is someone who has no qualms with having a dog lick them. A dog pedophile is someone who has no qualms with using peanut butter to get the dog to, as Slick Rick puts it: Lick tha Ballz---End of Quick Thought!!!---

I dreamed two dreams last night, one about Harper, the other about Hitler. Now you have to understand despite the Februaryesque feel of my blog page I am very much a white guy and only a semi-fly one at that. So the first one was me in a men's bathroom with Harper. We're taking a piss and the election comes up and I think this was a guilt-type dream cause I was telling Harper (who's somewhat Vote or Die in my dream) that I really didn't wanna bother with voting cause it didn't make any difference, my riding (entire city) being devoutly Conservative, I have no need to vote and besides I like the Conservatives. Anyways in writing this I realize that I'm not being fair to this democracy thing but either I can tell you that I'm gonna make a donation to a party of my choice in place of my vote or I'm gonna refer you to the South Park episode on the matter.

Wow I didn't mean to spend so much time on that...The second dream took place in World War II and I'm not sure what my role in it was. Basically the Americans had taken a Nazi fort and the German soldiers were all standing together and they were all very white. So were the Americans for that matter, aside from a few black soldiers who were quite dark. Hitler was there too and he was kinda rallying his boys and saying it's not so bad to be imprisoned and I can't remember what he said but it was quite rousing and all day I've kinda carried this positive image of Hitler around with me all day. That's not where it gets racist though, instead it's this feeling I had in the dream, where I felt that it was nice to see all those white people. And I'm not even sure it was racist cause you know I've seen beautiful skin and I've seen it in all 8 of Crayola's multicultural shades of brown and peach but I was loving these whities and being white and all that, I was having a little white pride one might say. And it sounds racist and if you're gonna analyze it then having Hitler in it probably makes it racist but well yeah ok that aforementioned feeling also brought on the thought that it's too bad that with all these mixed-race babies whiteness and for that matter blackness and brownness and whatever-colour-asainess-is are peacing the fuck out.

The little white guy inside me says that it's a time to point out that I'm not racist, as white people can never be seen as being racist, and that instead I just dreamt up an agreeance with the racists, that purity of race is a beautiful thing too, as beautiful as any human mutt really when you think about it.